Sean Spicer is the best Press Secretary in history. PERIOD.

McMaster sounds like a general on the podium, which normally isn’t the best approach for doing briefings, but compared to the civilian team… I’m sure Sean hopes that he can have McMaster on every day.

SNL at it again

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Naw he’s a quantum tachyon chess master while we’re merely play doh eaters.

The “different shoes” thing was from back in March and is probably a walking cast.

(Apparently Snopes really does have a page for everything.)

Given that we’ve just had several months of stories about how foreign diplomats’ conversations are routinely surveilled, this does seem to be a bit handbag clutchy.

Sean Spicer is currently hiding from the press pool, to avoid dealing with this issue of Trump revealing classified information.

I feel like this should be on the White House diary every day.

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Oh, who am I kidding, I know you’re being serious.

I don’t know what keeps that man waking up and going to work in the morning.

My guess is dreams of the book/movie deals coming his way afterwards.

When you’ve paddled this far out, you can’t get back to land.

He’s more famous than most world leaders.

I suspect it’s similar to the guy going over Naigara Falls in a barrel time a thousand.

Spicey has company

Enter MCMASTER, THE PRESS POOL close on his heels. MCMASTER furtively looks around and climbs into a nearby hedge

Sounds of rustling, someone yelps

MCMASTER: Oh, hi.

SPICER: (To McMaster) Find another fucking bush!

So many folks in this administration are gonna drown.