Secret CIA source claims Russia rigged 2016 election


#1044

Sweet a conspiracy theorist from Breitbart.


#1045

Uh… What?


#1046

HA HA! Found the sheeple!


#1047

Other writings from the same author:


#1048


#1049

And yet in his own perverse way, Yakov Smirnoff has somehow attained immortality.


#1050

LOL!!! Like what you think of Trump or Obama actually matters. We are still in Iraq and Afghanistan. For the record I don’t give a shit about Trump. It doesn’t matter what you or I think about him, because the big money will get what they want. You don’t have shit to say about it.


#1051

Is “the big money” a giant monolithic institution, like the Illuminati?
It seems like that group probably has a multitude of goals, that actually conflict with each other.


#1052

Big money! No whammies!


#1053

Stop!

(Really, stop)

J/k


#1054

FAKE GAMESHOW.

Also, fuck you discourse for demanding complete sentences. WTF is wrong with you?


#1055

That whole “incomplete sentence” thing when your post is all in caps is one of the most arbitrary and annoying things about Discourse.


#1056

Actually, if anything, the intelligence community would prefer a middling level of tension sufficient to keep funding but never rising to actual warfare. War is really bad for them because then their intel has immediate and rather visible consequences, and you can’t hide the fuck ups. Also, it gets a lot harder to do your job.


#1057

QFT the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog


#1058

Ah! But this is not the case for Trump. If he resigns, he goes back to the world of business and entertainment where he is surrounded by sycophants and can do and say as he pleases without the media and the judiciary questioning his every move. The replies on his Twitter feed gradually shift away from people telling him how awful he is to his puppy dog followers telling him how great he is and how mean and nasty his enemies are. He can start his own right wing network playing to his base and everyone will listen breathlessly to his lunatic ranting like they do for Falwell or Alex Jones.

The narcissist in him would be much happier returning to this world of validation.


#1059

Well, that was his plan. He was supposed to lose so he could do that. Now that he won he can’t back out or it would be showing weakness.


#1060

Hey, I am completely on the conspiracy side of things. Whether its the illuminati, deep state or whatever. There is always an agenda. And of course there is also the big bureaucracy of inept factions within government. And yeah, its a cold war they want. Syria is the perfect proxy… they’re just lining up the next one. I’m out, I hate politics and I hate all of you. I’m going back to Alex Jones. :-p


#1061

What this scandal really needs is a good, solid name that doesn’t end with “gate”. All the lasting ones have that: Iran-Contra, Whitewater, The Lewinsky Scandal / Affair, Katrina, Birtherism, Benghazi. For example, “The Kompromat Situation” or something along those lines, eventually shortened to just Kompromat. Though it would be nice if it had a structure that encouraged future scandals or individuals or activities to be named after it. Like “The Russification.”


#1062

He can save face by saying that he was forced out by a conspiracy among his enemies. He is the aggrieved party and he resigned rather than give them the satisfaction.


#1063

How about the Kompromat Laundromat?