Fiona, the Cincinnati Zoo’s preemie baby hippo. She was 0.86 stone at birth in January. She weighed in yesterday at 4.2 hundredweight.
And yes, I’m just messing with y’all with the weights. She was 12 lbs at birth and 475 lbs now.
You have no idea how happy I was to see you say stone around these parts.
Hey @UPS, your driver left this package under our door knob like this and trapped us in our apartment. Had to call maintenance to get out.
I’ll bet that doesn’t happen with Prime.
I like this one. One dog goes one way and the other goes the other.
One’s going east, the other’s going west. So what?
They are in a boat so they are both going the same direction.
They’re clearly drug runners. Look at them carefully scanning the horizon in multiple directions, the pilot’s shifty eyes, the back canal they’re traversing, the carefully nondescript package on the floorboards. They’re up to no good, I tell you.
or uh, that scene.
Apparently there’s a subgenre of replacing movie weapons with selfie sticks. Who knew?
That’s brilliant. Top selfies.