I remember hearing that “fade into Bolivion” quote live. Classic!
I love the Tyson quotes. My favorite is this:
On His Wife
“I paid a worker at New York’s zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was one big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let me smash that silverback’s snotbox! He declined.”
I’d pay $100 to see that fight on pay per view :)
I would too, because that ape would FUCK HIM UP
LOL that’s hilarious. God I hate sigs. Nothing like reading the same crap over and over. And then there are the sigs that blend in perfectly with the text so you always read over it and think “WTF does this have to do with … oh its a sig.” Yet you keep having to read it every time the fool posts.
Go Bush!
Re: Tyson.
My favorite: “My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It’s ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm.”
Mike Tyson = Cleve Blakemore?
–Dave
More like the “Black Cleve” he said couldn’t exist.
Ever try to read the [H] with sigs on??? I swear you’ll go crosseye’d.
God/Jesus/Shakyamuni Buddha/Allah/WhatsHisName…bless this site for having no sigs.