Sims 5 or some horrible Metaverse DLC?

Bring back the Sims Online, baby!

All of EA’s games have been secretly crypto coin mining for 15 years, and now EA has enough cash to buy Microsoft, Apple, and Taco Bell (Yum! Brands). It’s EA’s world now, and we’re just living in it!

Apparently it’s just a “Only know your bestie online? Tell us your story and we may fly you to meet them!”

What could possibly go wrong?

Well, I’m out. Sorry friends. Judging criteria:

i. Personality fit with the Electronic Arts (“EA”) brand (50%)
ii. Comfortability in front of the camera (50%)