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I’d join but my work with the Elders of Zion keeps me busy.
I feel like you’re walking away from a potentially life changing thing right there. I mean we all know the Illuminati are behind everything that goes on.
I will say this though, you know times are tight when the Illuminati has opened up an email based recruitment campaign. And at least use something respectable, like Salesforce Pardot or Mailchimp. I thought it wasn’t but a few years ago they threw extravagant parties at remote mansions and you got an invite but were required to wear a mask so that other members could keep their identities secret, especially during the sex orgy party of the initiation. Now we have a lackluster email recruitment campaign?
It’s legit. I already responded to it, and the guy was all, Adept JMJ, it’s always nice to hear from you, but this e-mail is for new recruits, not existing adepts. And I was all, like, what are you wearing?
My Microsoft account that I use daily is @hotmail. I also have the same username @live.com and @outlook.com. I continue to use the hotmail one because it got grandfathered way back when they did the first round of restricting what you get for free from skydrive and the like.
Same. I also have the same account name for yahoo mail and Gmail, again, made when those services were but nothing at the time. My wife asked me how I got my email address once and my reply was: be a geek. I mean, it’s true, we were the first to hear about those services.
I got an email from the Elders of Zion telling me about changes in their privacy policy, but I didn’t understand it. Maybe this is how your email got shared to the Illuminati.
