The whole concept of “penis thread” reminds me of a submissive lady that I used to know. We used common thread the same way that the average person would use handcuffs. She wasn’t allowed to break the thread when she moved.
It was cool.
I’ve seen your hirsute Skyrim screenshots!
Mind you, despite what I said, I never had problems getting a date but I’ve been more minimalist with my beard over the last few years, too.
Of course, neither you nor Scrax are exactly what you’d describe as ladies’s men, are you?
Bearded ladies, maybe.
What I’m doing with my life:
I love God.
Next!
So my ex-wife recently joined OKC, and I keep being cracked up every time the site insists that we’d be a great match, with its 99% match percentage and all. Because it’s like, you’re not WRONG, OKC, you’re just a decade behind the news. (We’re good friends and all, so it’s not bothersome in any way other than the pointlessness of the recommendation.)
I feel like it’s actually a data point in favor of OKC’s match algorithms, really. I mean, if you say I’m a 99% match with someone I can have a solid decade-long relationship with, well, that’s a pretty good correlation.
The odd thing is I’ve got holiday wishes from a few failed dates.
I give up trying because I’m a mess.
Well, yeah, if you’re a mess, you should seek to get yourself into a decent state before finding a partner. :)
I had a porn star in my list of matches tonight. First okcupid has given me someone who was a hardcore porn actress. Second time that it gave me someone whose naked pictures were easy to find on the internet.
Less words, more pictures.
More pics for real. Who man!?
When times were lean I tried having that conversation, but never succeeded. No matter how bad it was, I found I couldn’t “hit” somebody I didn’t want to talk to at all - and yes, politics could come between me and sex.
Nice to know porn actresses are looking for normal, stable relationships, too. Good for her!
That, or it’s a scam/bait account.
I wouldn’t say she’s looking for a normal relationship. She indicates that she is married in the body text but lists herself as single and notes “Yes, im married. Yes, we are creepy.”
Her name is Misti Dawn.
“Nerdiest girl in porn”, eh?
Bluemax, have you considered there’s a very real possibility of mid-coitus co-op gaming? Live the dream!
Hm. That seems odd. OkCupid has a status for that, and it’s neither Single nor Married.
I’ve found that when people are married, they flex a lot between “Married” and “Available” depending on whatever factors are in play for them.
You know, for once I think Octonoo would say it best.
HAW! HAW! HAW!
