The Kirby mass effect

Title The Kirby mass effect
Author Tom Chick
Posted in Game reviews
When September 20, 2011

We were just trying to stay alive, I suppose. We were doing okay for a while. And then we were attacked. They came in through the kitchen window. They were really fast, you know? Chased us. Chased your mum. And we were trapped. Trapped in the bedroom..

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According to the manual, the Kirby's are pummeling their opponents. I prefer to think they are ravenously consuming them and then crapping out fruit but that's just me.

You have the makings of a top-notch Kirbyologist. The field of natural science would be proud!