Just reading “Unsullied Maidenhead” gave me wood.
“I want to kneel before you Jesus…” Faith +1.
If God had wanted Man to engage in threesome sex He would have made Man in the image of the Lizard, with several Hemipenes.
On the other hand, if God didn’t want Man to engage in threesome sex, he wouldn’t have El Guapo so charming.
If God didn’t want man to engage in incest he would have created women for Cain and Abel.
I submitted a question:
I have a question please. My minister has not been able to answer me. Who did Cain and Abel marry?
Years ago, I called one of those live televangelist shows that featured call-in Q&A and asked if Adam and Eve had navels. Yeah, the screener wasn’t amused.
Clearly you guys are too young to remember the Family. They make these guys look like amateurs.
I especially like this bit of their theology:
Female bisexuality is sanctioned, though female homosexuality at the complete exclusion of men is not permitted.
Basically, the Gospel according to Porn.