The bright side, I guess, is that Stormy Daniels certainly has a way with words and a gift for simile. The dark side, and it’s so dark, is that now we all have to pluck out our eyes and take a vow of silence.
You win some, you lose some.
I’ll live with the prose as long as it infuriates shitgibbon.
Speaking of plucking
Now we shall have to suffer the nightmare of Trump whipping it out during a press conference and shouting “does it look like a mushroom to you??” and then starting humming the mario music.
“It looks like a penis. Only much smaller.”
GREAT JOB ERIC
Poor Eric. Now his dad will never love him.
But we’ve all done things like this for our dads, haven’t we?
On the flipside, my dad wouldn’t even think of letting me cheat on my pinewood derby car.
Trump’s having a good time lately.
This particular case was always a stretch, since it’s almost impossible to win a defamation case in the US.
Hard to believe it’s just a few weeks since Woodward released a book describing him as a dangerous toddler and then the New York Times published a massive blockbuster investigation with detailed reporting on decades’ worth of tax fraud by his family.
This was Michael Avanatti believing his own hype and being an idiot with a frivolous lawsuit
Don’t give yourself a stroke with all that brow furrowing, Mr. Speaker.
Wow, Trump finally crossed Ryan’s line in the sand.
I wouldn’t bet on it. Ryan will kiss his ring the next time they meet.
“Ring”.
“Kiss”