Trumpy Bear

I thought this was a skit. It’s not.

http://gettrumpybear.com/

This is totally a real thing, isn’t it?

Was Trump a Marine?

Pressing the button on his back activates the “Grab 'em by the pussy” action!

It is real. I saw this ad on TV. What pisses me off the most is that they ran it during Night Court. I mean, come on, maybe I’m not exercising my frontal lobes too hard watching that, but I’m not mentally deficient.

It’s a Russian thing, right?

Has anyone examined the back of Trumpy bear?

I don’t think that object increases the sum of good in the world.

I should buy one. I figure they will sell about 5, which means in 50 years it will be massively valuable, right?

If they could make it say “Build that Wall!”, “Lock Her Up!” and “Merry Christmas!” it would sell out in hours to Trump’s base. I wonder how much they paid each of those everyday Americans in the commercial. “God Bless America and God Bless Trumpy Bear!”. Oh yeah!