Unless you are a hitman or a video gamer

Games
1

Apparently, Jack Thompson gets his suggestions taken seriously by the police. Your tax dollars at work.

2

“Nobody shoots anybody in the face unless you’re a hit man or a video gamer,” Thompson told the paper.

Or you’re the Vice President.

3

Badum dum.

Good one, though.

4

And the bad guys from Far Cry.

5

Well then, all we have to do is shoot him in the gut and let him bleed out slowly and in agony. They’ll never suspect us then!

6

bzzt…logic police, here. You are using the fallacy of denying the antecedent. That is all. (great smiley, btw)

7

Parenting magazine says there are plenty of good games for kids. Summary: DDR, eyetoy, Donkey Konga Bongo, and Nintendogs.

http://www.parenting.com/parenting/article/0,19840,1180508_1,00.html

But still. This is a stay-at-home-moms magazine for crying out loud.

8

“I’m gonna shoot you in the esophagus!” didn’t have the right ring, although it might have frightened the Trigens