Unless you are a hitman or a video gamer

Apparently, Jack Thompson gets his suggestions taken seriously by the police. Your tax dollars at work.

“Nobody shoots anybody in the face unless you’re a hit man or a video gamer,” Thompson told the paper.

Or you’re the Vice President.

Badum dum.

Good one, though.

And the bad guys from Far Cry.

Well then, all we have to do is shoot him in the gut and let him bleed out slowly and in agony. They’ll never suspect us then!

bzzt…logic police, here. You are using the fallacy of denying the antecedent. That is all. (great smiley, btw)

Parenting magazine says there are plenty of good games for kids. Summary: DDR, eyetoy, Donkey Konga Bongo, and Nintendogs.


But still. This is a stay-at-home-moms magazine for crying out loud.

“I’m gonna shoot you in the esophagus!” didn’t have the right ring, although it might have frightened the Trigens