I had a pretty sweet one last night.
I dreamt that I had a son, he was maybe 9 or 10 years old. He apparently had a special gift. You see, I was a PhD in particle physics OR WHATEVER and when he sat in the same room as I did when I was trying to work out new theorems or whatever the Hell it is particle physicists do, he’d somehow doodle out these revolutionary formulas that made all sorts of crazy scientific stuff possible.
Anyway, I took all the credit for his doodling because he was my son, HE’S MY SON, IT’S MY RIGHT AS A FATHER[/Michael from Lost] and I was afraid the Evil Military Industrial Complex etc. would exploit him.
So there I was, a part of some weird secret cabal of brilliant scientists in the employ of the aforementioned EMIC. That I had my son in tow was taken as just some weird stipulation of mine (I guess the mom was out of the picture). We were being sent to an isolated part of the globe to work on something, something big! I was not made aware of the true purpose of our operation but clearly it had something to do with ending the Iraqi conflict in a hurry since the first thing we did was teleport there. I knew we did that because it was my (son’s) invention.
We all gathered into a large auditorium and some general points about our mission were given to us in a briefing by some sweaty CIA spook. Then he went over to this comically large lever on the wall and I whispered to my son to hold his breath because that made what came next easier to handle. The spook yanked the lever and the entire interior of the auditorium teleported to Iraq. Boom.
We all walked out and my son and I secretly beamed with pride at the exclamations of awe and disbelief from the other scientists who had made the trip with us. For my part, I was taken aback by my surroundings for a different reason. We were in the middle of an army base, clearly. There were dozens of tanks and jeeps and helicopters, all armed to the teeth and apparently clad in some hyper-stealth type armor, gleaming black like insects in the hot sun.
Except it wasn’t hot. Giant doohickeys that looked sort of like power transformers were placed here and there on the tarmac, apparently absorbing the ambient heat from the air and converting it into energy to power up the stealth vehicles. GO GREEN, BABY!
The dream gets vague from this point but I do recall seeing a couple of soldiers covered in bright orange paint, apparently one of the scientists had invented an ENERGY BEAM that made all weapons and ammunition explode in bright orange paint that didn’t wash off easily. We were going to shoot it into the cities and then ID all the unarmed, orange-painted insurgents. OPERATION CLOWNFACE IS A GO!