Or is too drunk to pee in a bottle.
I had no idea there was such a lively market for such things. Anyone who needs clean male urine (I assume they check for hormones), contact me. It’ll be much more expensive than five bucks but shipping is free.
Also, check my rates on sperm Girls! My IQ/genetic disease rate is extraodinary. Again, FREE SHIPPING.
Only girls can buy your spunk?
That depends on the state. My personal policy is…yes. But you can easily fake it and the savings from FREE SHIPPING make it worth it.
Why, tiohn, are you in the market for “spunk”? I hardly knew thee.
I hope and pray this is not true. I will never eat a pancake again.
It’s disturbingly true. I bought it as a gift for a friend (I’ve sent him NASCAR romance novels as well) and the book appears to be written in complete earnest. I kind of regret buying it for him since it made his wife throw up, but mostly I don’t regret it.
Flan
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You should never regret sending NASCAR novels to anyone. Especially when they were heartfelt. But syrup and semen are not the same thing and I have a product to sell. Shame!
The jokes, they write themselves.
11 year thread necro? For what?
Oh neat, someone responded to a post of mine…when did I make a post in a thread about urine?
Everybody prepare to enter your bunkers–Stusser is in a weird mood. If JMJ shows up, we are domed.
Imagine if your prostate were constantly refilling itself with lime Jell-O and you had to pump it out every day to avoid complications of lime Jell-O toxicity.
