Whedon can’t direct Avengers, for the same reason that a trout cannot fly a jet plane. I’m trying to envision how the meeting with the Marvel reps would go.
Joss: Okay, we’re about ready to get the first round of shooting started…
Rep: Actually, Joss… we’re a little concerned about a few scenes.
Joss: I don’t see how, but okay…
Rep: Well, you’re aware that this is a movie with Captain America, Thor, Iron Man… all top-tier Marvel properties with their own successful movies.
Joss: I think I heard that, yeah.
Rep: We’re concerned at the fact that… well… the Scarlet Witch has 75% of the dialogue and saves the day after…
Rep 2: After Thor gets killed by… being hit by a city bus with failing brakes? Look, Joss…
Joss: Okay, first off - I don’t see why you guys are scared of strong female characters. Second - there’s something you suits might not be aware of; it’s called drama. Anyone can die!
Rep: Not the God of Thunder, no. So we’re going to need to make some edits there…
Joss: Oh my god, this is a conspiracy just like Alien:Resurrection was! You’re trying to butcher my vision!
Rep 2: The vision that has the Scarlet Witch proclaiming, and I quote: “Behold my power of chaos-y chaos stuff!”
Joss: Obviously someone in this room isn’t in touch with the youth demographic.
Rep: Obviously someone in this room isn’t in touch with reality.