I don’t get it. Are you saying that you’ve been sleeping with both my mother and my girlfriend, but at least Mom calls your house to warn you before she comes over looking for a night on non-stop ass-fucking? Because I can’t figure out another meaning for what you just posted.
I guess what I’m trying to say is that I hope there’s something to the Encoding/Decoding theory after all. For your sake. And the children.
I would like to thank Unicorn McGriddle for getting to the bottom of this great mom vs girlfriend fucking conversation. You did masterfully this round so thank you.
Also, who would Koontz rather fuck? UG’s mom or his girlfriend?
Yeah, after I posted that, I sat back in smug self-satisfaction, lit up a clove, adjusted my beret, and took a sip of fine four-dollars-a-bottle wine from Safeway. “Let’s see Aikes look down on our discourse NOW,” I remarked out loud, even though there was nobody around to hear it. I felt a warm glow come over me. My good deed for the day was done.
There’s nothing worse than browning the meat, setting out all the fixings, etc. and then finding out your tortillas are stale. But it’s not like you can just eat a bowl of ground beef with cheese and salsa in it, so you have to just deal with chalky stale tortillas. Horrible.
Sarcasm is fun, I dont mind using it if you dont. I would much rather have conversations but it seems most of you just wish to try to start something so why not. Go ahead and start it. I have momma jokes, daddy jokes, and what I dont have I can look up if you find it that entertaining.
You hear the one about the blonde? What does the blonde say after a multiple orgasm?
The bones of the dead are a barrier reef
In a river of tears through a desert of grief
The bones of the dead are the sandbars of Lethe
And the birds eat their eyes and the fish eat their teeth