Bear Shaman (Age of Conan). Combines constant decisionmaking, incredible survivability and smashing heads with a two-handed hammer. Great class solo, grouped or raid.
Squig Herder (Warhammer Online). Tremendous ranged killer, hilarious goblin emotes, the goofiest-looking pets imaginable and some terrific questlines in their starting zone. If more people had played greenies, Warhammer would have kept more subscribers. Here’s a great quote from the old WH forums,
There’s no experience in the game like playing the Squig Herder.
You’re a meter-tall, lean, mean and green space fungus with a bad attitude, a yellow streak a mile wide and an appetite for destruction that’s only matched by that same yellow streak. You get to shoot people with your bow, harass them with your squigs, run around inside a giant squig bouncing on people and even, once in a blue moon, kill them with your spear!
You’re disgusting, you smell like your squig, you’ve got pointy ears and sharp canines and absolutely no idea about personal hygiene. You kick those smaller than you and get kicked by those bigger than you. If your squig isn’t killed by the enemy, you kill him yourself to have something to eat. You lie, steal, murder, cheat and wreak havoc while humming silly little tunes and trying to look innocent.
As for being useful you’ve got ranged snares, good single-target dps, AOE root and dps, armor debuffs, healing debuffs. Knockbacks, knockdowns, taunts and detaunts. You’ve got versatility.
If you live long enough to be able to use any of it.
Tell me that doesn’t make you want to play a goblin!