Whores of Warcraft

http://www.whoresofwarcraft.com/

Only you can find these things, Whitta.

It’s his super-power.

VEDI VICI VENI

Let me guess, these are played by guys too?

Hahahaha… but it’s “VIDI”.’

Every game has that stuff. I remember a couple of years back there was a group of “girls” who would cybersex you in everquest for plat, items, or real money. Like, a polished granite tomahawk would get a handjob from an ogre chick, a rubicite breastplate would pay for an orgy worthy of Caligula, dozens of 12-polygon breasts heaving, fat dudes playing dark elves hitting the duck and jump buttons rhythmically, roleplaying crap like “sheathe thy sword in my velvet poonani good paladin” all that jazz. For a fungi tunic, I shit you not, they’d get their little brother whose balls hadn’t dropped yet to call you on the telephone and pretend to fuck a german shepherd.

Good times.

Why is this not called World of Whorecraft?

I am willing to bet that that has been trademarked by somebody else. Probably Whitta.

Troy

Is this safe for wo… who am I kiddin?

It is AT THE MOMENT. It’s a “Coming Soon” sign for what I suspect will be much less worksafe content.

Hard to say what it is at this point, the site is registered to Go Daddy Software. It looks, on the face of it, to be a Vivid movie or something.

http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/porn/not-safe-for-warcraft-194176.php

I wonder if Blizzard will try to keep them from using the Warcraft name? Isn’t this some sort of trademark violation? Or is Blizzard an investor?

Troy

Troy, we all invest in whores. We get paid in dividends.

It may not even be safe as is for some places.

So will we pay these girls in gold? Because I may have to put off my mount for a…oh wait…there’s a joke in there.

yawn Been there, done that, and with 3D models, too:

http://www.ythrlgonewild.com/

This oughtta liven up the LFG channel.

I see Whitta uses AOL

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