Why Does Gary Keep Making Posts Only to Ask Me to Ignore Them?

TimElhajj · May 16, 2007, 1:52pm

Discuss

AaronSofaer · May 16, 2007, 1:57pm

Should be a poll.

UncleSmoothie · May 16, 2007, 1:59pm

shit bonerz

Demon_G_Sides · May 16, 2007, 1:59pm

Wait, what?

Gary_Whitta · May 16, 2007, 1:59pm

unsubscribe

Midnight_Son · May 16, 2007, 3:19pm

Hitler.

stusser · May 16, 2007, 3:33pm

Smurfette approached Midnight Son first, getting onto her knees in front
of him, she grabbed his white pants and slowly lowered them, allowing his
long member to spring free.

She grabbed it with her hand, and slowly began to rub it, her palm

slipped over his blue cock head, coating it in pre cum, which she then used to
lubricate his cock, making it easier to masturbate. She began to slowly rub
up and down his shaft.

"Sacre Bleu," moaned Midnight Son, then his eyes widened in shock as he

felt her mouth engulf his cock, she quickly began to deep throat him, sliding
his shaft to the hilt down her throat, she alternated between closing her
lips firmly about his member, and sliding them freely over it, she pulled
away and looked back at Gary Whitta, whose cock was straining against his white
pants.

"Fuck my pussy!" she whispered, and Gary Whitta started instantly forward,

his pants falling down around his ankles, he got down on his knees as
Smurfette got on all fours.

As she began sucking Midnight Sons cock again, Gary Whitta slid into her

waiting hole, he moaned in pleasure as for the first time in his 125 years
alive, he felt what a cunt was like.

Midnight Son grabbed Smurfette's head, and began face fucking her, driving

his cock in and out of her mouth while Gary Whitta had hold of her hips and was
slapping against her ass. The two grinned at each other, then went back to
concentrating. Just the sight of his cock Smurfette’s cunt drove him crazy
and he came wildly, spewing blue spunk into her.

Midnight Son came a few seconds later, his blue cum shooting down her throat,

the two spent Smurfs fell back, gasping for air.

scharmers · May 16, 2007, 4:33pm

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noun · May 16, 2007, 4:34pm

Dear Stusser,

WHAT THE FUCK.

Sincerely,
-Qt3

Kunikos · May 16, 2007, 4:35pm

This thread became NSFW. I vote to ban stusser.

Tyjenks · May 16, 2007, 4:36pm

Yeah, that.

Midnight_Son · May 16, 2007, 4:37pm

I feel dirty. Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

Furthermore, I would never moan in French! Wtf?

stusser · May 16, 2007, 4:42pm

You’re Painter Smurf. He’s French.

Demon_G_Sides · May 16, 2007, 6:23pm

Enduro_Man · May 16, 2007, 6:28pm

scharmers · May 16, 2007, 6:30pm

A++++++++++++++++++++ WOULD DO BUSINESS WITH AGAIN

Gary_Whitta · May 16, 2007, 6:57pm

It’s always been my dream to star in X-rated Smurf slash fiction. Thanks, stusser.

Demon_G_Sides · May 16, 2007, 7:16pm

nods You sir, are welcome.

But,

Lunch_of_Kong · May 16, 2007, 7:30pm

What’s this SAGE meme?

Gary_Whitta · May 16, 2007, 7:44pm

This was all going so well until the Family Guy/American Dad GIF showed up. Now the thread is dead to me.