Wikileaks Infodump Volume 2: Various unspecified US misdeeds


It is false and defamatory to suggest that Julian Assange stinks.



“He actually smells like fresh, mountain breezes wafting gently over a bucket of hot, buttered popcorn.”


To be fair, if I was cooped up in that embassy for years and years I would go insane too.

I still have a Wikileaks jumper in my closet. They were such a boon for the world when they leaked the Afghanistan and Iraq war documents, it’s been nothing but downhill from there.


It is false and defamatory to suggest that Julian Assange or Wikileaks is, or has ever been alleged by the U.S. government to be Russian, Russian owned, a Russian subsidiary, contracted by Russia, Russian staffed, based in Russia, “in league” with Russia, an “arm of Russia” or a “Russian cutout” [see].

Say what Julian?
It is time to call out WikiLeaks for what it really is – a non-state hostile intelligence service often abetted by state actors like Russia. In January of this year, our Intelligence Community determined that Russian military intelligence—the GRU—had used WikiLeaks to release data of US victims that the GRU had obtained through cyber operations against the Democratic National Committee. And the report also found that Russia’s primary propaganda outlet, RT, has actively collaborated with WikiLeaks.


He’s been slandered! Libeled! Heard words he never heard in the Bible!


The CIA thinks Wikileaks is bad news? I’m shocked.


I know! But apparently this is news to Wikileaks. Which is bizarre.


Sorry I misread the ‘alleged by the U.S.’ in the original quote, that is funny!


No worries!