Haha, goddammit, right you are. My next likely culprit is OfficeBackgroundTaskHandlerRegistration, which is in fact every hour.
The fact remains, someone is gargling some taint and deserves every word of vitriol.
e: Super Bonus Fuck You for changing some damn registry key that my equalizer uses so I had to reboot. Luckily this program is wise to your bullshit and detected and fixed the problem, but come the fuck on.