The American Dark Age (2016-2020) An archived history of the worst President ever

You know, I’m kind of glad. The media bleated on and on uncritically about emails and Benghazi. Two administrations ago, they were basically stenographers for a GOP salivating for war.

Now let them sit in the White House press room side-by-side with Breitbart and Alex Jones, a four year time-out so they can think about what they’ve done.

Actually if Trump gets his way they will not be there. It will just be red meat media in the press room.

Press briefings, not press conferences.

It’s happening.

Check out the new official POTUS Twitter page:

https://twitter.com/POTUS

Wars will be caused by that orange ignoramus’s tweets.

Oh lawd.

“You think the orange is your ally? You merely adopted the orange. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see food that wasn’t cheetos until I was already a man!”

Trump to America: “Broken… and done.”

Still not sure why this isn’t bigger news, given how much he’s focusing on jobs. He repeated again that we need to hire Americans… America first!!

It’s just like paying taxes or really anything. When Trump breaks the rule, it’s him being a smart businessman and showing leadership. If you do it, it’s because you’re a dirty criminal or socialist hypocrite.

“Donald J. Trump is the very definition of the American success story.”

Straight from the WH website. Now where do I get a rich dad so I too can live the American dream?

Born on third base, thinks he hit a triple.

Yeah the official bio on the White House web site. Puke.

I truly don’t understand how anyone can like such a horribly selfish egotistical person.

Trump scored a late addition to perform at his inaugural.

Remember when you guys thoughts Bush was a terrible monster?
Trump: “Hold my beer.”

Seriously though, I think that last image of Bush shows one of the things that you never see from Trump… He’s laughing at his own goofiness. Trump is absolutely incapable of that kind of self awareness.

Maybe the days of wisdom and aphorisms are limited?