Worst thing you'll see all week: Cooties

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Title Worst thing you'll see all week: Cooties
Author Tom Chick
Posted in Movie reviews
When September 22, 2015
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When Rainn Wilson quips "nap time, motherfuckers" before killing a bunch of zombies, I think he was talking to the scriptwriters, who couldn't be bothered to come up with a single interesting moment, joke, or concept for Cooties beyond its promising premise..

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What a shame, this one sounded pretty good in concept and the idea of having to kill a bunch of kid zombies seems like the kind of thing that could be transgressively fun (if "transgressively fun" shows up on the video case blurb, I'm ok with that too). I run hot and cold on Rainn Wilson, but I'll have to check out The Boy, never heard of it.

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What a bummer. :(

I'll still have to see it for myself, but these Amazon links aren't working? They just bring me to a page full of web code.

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Fixed! Thanks so much for bringing this to my attention, Brian!

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I think the term you're looking for is "zomedy".

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This review did not answer the most important question: how many children does Rainn Wilson punch in the face over the course of this movie?

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I believe zero. He does, however, fire baseballs at a few kids' faces!

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Gah! Another wasted cinematic opportunity! Well, you've convinced me not to watch it. Do you get any money if we follow your link to Amazon but then choose a different movie?

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I do! Also if you shop at Amazon.com after visiting from a link on this page or by using the search box in the sidebar on the right!