If you dig into his posting history a bit, I think you’ll conclude that, sadly, he is not.
I hope for a smart watch that isn’t re… falls short.
The world is not ready for the unholy alliance of party pooping and dilldonics.
Google Choggle Pants?
The Nexus 48 dining room table.
- A teleportation system that is cheap and safe, but only works on liquids.
- A method to encrypt text, that use markof chains to generate plausible politician speeches as serialization.
- “Self-Aware” machines that are dumb. A way to make machines self-aware and aware of their proximity environment, but that dont make then any intelligent.
- A smart liquid that can climb the everest.
- A new drug that can shape conduct on childrens and political agitators.
- A microphone you can eat, so you can ear your own body, and induce on yourself hallucinations.
- The 4€ computer. A computer that only cost 4€, that you can connect to any HDMI screen.
- A system to measure idealism vs pragmatism in corporations and governements, that is inmune to human bias.
- A phone app for iPod Touch, so you can call people from your iPod.
- Scafolding bio-Bandaids that the body “consume”, and that grown new fingers for people that have lost them.
- A new social media platform, where people can be alone with others.
- A new programming paradigm “the server on your pockets”, that puts serverside algorithm clientside, and run then using reverse remote execution, so the server can exploit localside resources, this being called The Ground, as oposed The Cloud.
- Underwear that can only be used once (like kleenex), made of plastic and graphene.
- A whole computer made with potatoes made by a kid that learned computing from Minecraft.
- A iOS app to learn to write with pretty letters
- A algorithm to create a Global Universal Identifier based on somebody writing style, so people don’t really have to sign a text, running a text trough the algorithm we can check who wrote it.
- A algorithm to mutate our writting style, to hide us from the algorithm that detect people from his writing style.
- The first standard to store laws in a formal format that can be analyzed by computers. The first country to use it, find 20 laws that should have been deprecated more than 100 years ago.
- Dorsecat, a animal breed with Dog, Horse and Cat dna.
- A new fungus that eat diamonds.
- A new programming language for system programmers that is better than C/C++
- A new terrorist group that plan to spread life around the solar system, before we have time to check if theres already life in it
- A economic model to share wealth based on cooperative efficient strategies tested successfully on a north European country
- A movement to open universities and make education free for all
- A new P2P system that uses bitcoins to make the users pay for the downloads, and give it to the creators
- New computer algorithm detect irony and sarcasm
- Science confirms that our universe is a projection/hologram of a universe with +1 dimension. As a side effect, they discover we can’t have true random numbers on our universe.
- Facebook starts logging mouse movements on the screen, to detect almost-clicks, and share these with marketing groups, the government and company owners.
- A light enhance-amplification apparatus colorize taints (like human fluids), subtle face colour changes, and so on, on normal light conditions. So you can see literally people face get red if they lie. The camera take a image, enhance the colours based on a biased spectrum/surface type and light it again to create a “reality augmented” version of reality.
- Teenagers start chewing fluorescent tobacco. Spits from flouorescent tabacco are visible from very long distances.
- A paint that glow wen projected with electrons, making lighted rooms without light sources, used on third world countries jails to create “White Rooms” without shadows.
- Very Deep Housing. A fad to build houses underground, 400 m or 600 m deep into the city ground. Using space-age technology to produce oxygen, recycle wastes.
- Snakeratgul. A new breed of rat with snake and octopus dna