We were brothers in arms for one night at least… >_>
Ok, Part 2.
MrSex and I had loaded ourselves into the fuel truck. He gave it to me straight, this was gonna be rough. To get to the drop off point, we were going to have to make it past the checkpoints north of Regina. He had performed this mission before, and said he knew of a way we could quickly turn past a sawmill to lose the Everon guards stationed at the checkpoint. He said that there would be a lot of gunfire, but we should probably make it O.K. I contemplated the fact that we were in a fuel truck full of military grade diesel fuel, and said “Well, I picked up a bulletproof vest!”.
We consulted our maps and ended up doing a loop around the camp as we got lost, after some more map consultation, we found the road we were looking for, and continued on our buddy comedy road trip. MrSex informed me that he had to fart, and that he had done so. I was unable to roll down the windows of the truck, as they were non-interactive. Thank god I didn’t have a Gamescent. We had a productive conversation about this game mode, and how pretty the game looked. He informed me that there were a couple of safe houses we had not unlocked along the way, and that we could pop out at each to unlock them (they become spawn locations, and will have some gear).
As we continued our journey along the coast, on a dirt logging road, to avoid the military checkpoints, MrSex became concerned about his speed, as this very heavy truck will not make it up the hills if it were to be damaged. After a while we happened upon a safe house on the coast, it was gorgeous, a house with a picnic table and a pristine view of the bay. He said it looked like a place to have a nice vacation… these would be some of my fondest memories of my time with MrSex.
Along the logging route, we passed by a rock with a red mark on it, which indicated a hiking trail (for use by the resistance) but we would have to take the switchbacks up the hill to get to Regina. He remarked that the last time he did this mission, his truck was so damaged, it would not make it up the hill, and it had to be repaired first. Our truck was in pristine condition, but it still struggled to make it up the hill. Once we got to the end of the logging trail, we could see the main road heading down into Regina, and took a right turn.
Things happened very fast at this point, as we cruised down the road, MrSex pointed out the bollards blocking the road, as well as the checkpoint. He said they would stop us there and likely detain us or shoot us, so we had to move quickly to a dirt road through the sawmill to avoid this. I dont’ know what MrSex was expecting to happen, but we were immediately met by soldiers running down the road at us, shouting in what must be Russian. This shouting turned to gunfire as the first of many soldiers thumped under our front tires.
Performing a slick “drift” maneuver he had showed off in the woods, we were pointed in the correct direction on the sawmill road, with more soldiers firing more bullets into our windscreen. Unfortunately for us, there was a military vehicle on this small road, leaving very little room for maneuver. MrSex valiantly tried to dodge the truck, and succeeded… to hit an electric pole on the opposite side of the road. He muttered, “Ooops”, and I said “That’s not good”. Those were the last words we shared in the truck.
As we had unlocked the nearby safehouse, I respawned there, and MrSex joined me, I was perusing the weaponry in the safehouse when I heard him talking to himself outside. I called him in, saying there was a rifle he could pick up. He turned to me and said “Ok, lets…” and he disconnected.
I waited around for MrSex to log back in, I even readied the jeep that was stashed in the garage, for our trip to recapture the fuel truck we had been murdered in, but he didn’t log back in. I took the trip up to Regina alone, it wasn’t the same without MrSex talking nonstop about nothing in my ear, but I was determined to finish the mission.
I hopped out of the truck at the top of the hill, and snuck around to where the fuel truck was. There were a lot of soldiers around it, I opened fire and downed 5-6 of them… but they kept on coming. There was no way, I tried to hide in the bushes, but they found me and shot me, I laid there bleeding out, until I regained conciousness, and stood up, where I was immediately shot again (the AI won’t “finish you” but will just kill you when you regain conciousness).
EricCartman915 asked 'What are people up to?" I said that I was trying to recapture a fuel truck north of Regina for the mission, but remarked it was late, and I would be logging off soon. I don’t know if he was able to complete the mission, but my time on the island was done… for now.