Hmm, allow me to quickly summarize.
OPENING CRAWL
The dawn of a new age. Hotshot jockeys and calm professionals…
DOC COTTLE
I predict that Billy will be an awesome President. Roslyn was always holding him back.
OMNIOUS MUSIC
A BUNCH OF THINGS HAPPEN.
BILLY
Hey look a choice. I sacrifice 2 food instead of 1 to keep 5 of my cards.
MOSTLY SILENCE. JACK PUKES IN THE CORNER.
COLONIAL DAY! FIREWORKS. SABOTAGE. SOMEBODY HAD A CHANGE OF PLANS AND RUINED PARTY FOR EVERYONE. JACK PUKES IN PUNCH BOWL.
GALEN TYROL’S QUARTERS
GALEN
I’m going to hit my wife! Won’t someone denounce me! It’s an easy purple/yellow check! It’ll be bad for morale if you don’t!
JACK
I’m drunk but I’ll help.
BILLY
I’m sorry, my mouth is too full of politics cards to denounce this. Besides, seems like a lot of violence coming from both sides.
GINA, HOLDING ON A STACK OF POLITICS CARDS
…
JACK PUKES OVER HIS SAD SOLO ATTEMPT TO PASS THE CHECK. FADE TO BLACK.
JACK BRIGS BILLY. BILLY TWEETS MUCH ABUSE AND ACCUSATIONS. TERRORIST INVESTIGATION HEAVILY INVESTED IN BY APOLLO DECLARES BILLY INNOCENT. JACK RELENTS THAT HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN MISTAKEN. PUKES.
DRUNK JACK
Hey, look at this very unique card. There is only one in the deck. There are Cylons about. It’s an option for us. But it will cost food, so I won’t use it.
BILLY
You’re the Cylon.
BILLY GETS OUT OF BRIG WITH HELP FROM KAT AND A LITTLE FROM JACK.
BILLY
Hey look a choice. I sacrifice 2 food instead of 1 to keep 5 of my cards.
JACK
wtf
BILLY
You’re the Cylon.
APOLLO
It’s cool. Food’s not important.
EVERYONE JUMPS. PRESENT DAY. FOOD IS RED. IT IS THE BEST WAY TO WIN, IF YOU WERE A CYLON.
JACK
Hey, I’m going to solo this check, everyone cool?
BILLY
No, because you’re the Cylon.
JACK
That card I displayed earlier, I’m going to play it, and it’ll prove that I’m not a Cylon because no self respecting Cylon would get waste this opportunity to trash a food and get away with it. There’s no need to chip in if you’re human because it’ll pass the check on its own.
BILLY
Apollo’s the Cylon.