Ah, Wales*. Where men are men, and sheep are nervous.
*=Optionally, Scotland, New Zealand and/or Australia. The real sheep shaggers are obviously always “the other guys”.
Scotland however, does have this beautiful alternative take:
Why are the Scotsmen wearing kilts?
Because the sheep can hear zippers.
I’m pretty sure there’s at least one Clan that will now put me on a blood feud list now or something. Or maybe threaten me with a deep fried Mars bar. My Doc has assured me if I eat any more of those, I’m pretty much done for. ;)