DOA movie goes straight to Google video

Wow, watching this was pretty damn embarrassing.

It was pretty damn true to the games, and, uh… it…

I need a new hobby…

edit… BTW Vid GONE now. Bless your souls who missed it.

I’ll admit, I enjoyed it. It’s basically a dumber version of Enter the Dragon, only replace Bruce Lee with a few hot chicks in skimpy outfits. It’s unabashedly mindless cheesecake martial arts, with an idiot plot and bad dialogue, but it has a sense of lighthearted fun about it. Plus, Jaime Pressly and Sarah Carter are silly hot in it.

Isn’t that the one in which JC was killed off, thus ruining the continuity of Ritual’s finely crafted saga?

Yes. And replaced with his sister, who was also named JC.

God, that was a stinker of a movie…

The best moment was computer guy getting his face smashed into a keyboard and having keys stick to his forehead.

Worst missed opportunity, not having the in-line skating hottie kick somebody’s ass while in her skates.

C’mon, Seraph as the world’s greatest martial artist AND a humorous sub-plot about Jaime Pressly as a lesbian. Where’s the bad?

C.