Duke Nukem Forever to be released on May 3rd 2011

Stupid argument from a shit riddled brain I suppose.
tl; dr: WTF?

DNF can be disgusting, and is always tasteless, but the amount of kneejerk reactions regarding gender roles and perceptions are the far more pathetic trend.

Remember folks, it’s cool to slaughter countless people, or witness symbolic rape by aliens/zombies/vampires, or eradicate entire species in a poorly veiled metaphor that glorifies genocide and colonialism, or kill toddlers (or things that look suspiciously like them), or watch all the war porn you can handle in the Medal of Duty games, which ranges from killing civilians in a can’t-believe-it’s-not-9/11 level, or torturing some dude with glass, or whatever other fucking morally reprehensible, truly horrifying shit (when viewed out of context) we happily eat up as entertainment…

…as long as none of this happens to a virtual woman.

It’s the exact same ridiculous double standard that so-called feminists, both male and female, continue to perpetuate in every area of society. Women deserve equal treatment – as long as that treatment isn’t negative.

You’re right. Clearly, we all deserve negative treatment.

The hell is this?

Women dont want equality, they want entitlement. Feminists make me laugh. They should get back i the kitchen.

In case anyone forgot, this is the duke nukem forever thread in the games forum, not the “What is the worst thing you can do to a woman” thread in politics & religion.

You waited over a year and a half to post that?

Apparently those are the same topics now.

That was actually in Everything Else, which was the icing on the creepy cake.

I guess Gearbox forgot :(

I, Frank Austin, member in good standing of the He-man Woman Haters Club do solemnly swear to be a he man and hate women and not play with them or talk to them unless I have to. And especially: never fall in love.

And if I do, may I die slowly and painfully and suffer for hours or until I scream bloody murder.

Okay, I’m calling it here: the next Duke Nukem game will ship in 2014 and will debut on all three next-gen consoles (and PC). It will ditch the two-weapon limit but keep regenerating health. It will lose most of the overt sexism/misogyny in favor of making Duke a more obvious self-parody of 80s action heroes. It will retain the interactive/mini-game stuff but will also be a more competent shooter. It will fall somewhere around an 8 on the 7-9 scale. It will sell decently but not be a blockbuster. And that is when Duke will become just another franchise that gets no more and no less attention than any other middling game series.

Someone preserve this post so I may be proven horribly wrong in three short years!

As an aside, I played a bit of EDuke32 last night and the game is still perfectly playable with a few modern enhancements. My biggest complaint is the mouselook feels a bit syrupy. If anyone is using EDuke32 and has tips for the best mouselook settings, please share.

Also, the treatment of Octobrains in Duke3D was unconscionable. The developers were clearly anti-intellectuals.

Except it’s far more likely that they wanted them to exit in a scary way, and the mouth leads to the stomach.

Why is it far more likely? The guy who wrote the film has said exactly what it’s meant to represent. Given that Giger was also involved, the sexual undertones aren’t a huge surprise.

Best first post I ever saw. Also hopefully the only post.

In that case it’s ridiculous, or he made up the interpretation after-the-fact.

If that’s what it’s supposed to represent it sucked at doing so considering the surprise in this thread at the notion.

Given who responded to me I’m happy to discount those people as any kind of authority on, well, anything.

Basic research will show that an awful lot of film critics go with the writer’s interpretation.

Edit: More importantly, I was trying to point out that while the original scene (and surrounding scenes) was meant in that fashion, it did so in a very subtle and disturbing way. Duke on the other hand overtly sexualises the whole thing and marries sex, forced impregnation, and violence towards women in a great big braindead package.

Is he slagging Croteam there?

Homosexual oral rape, birth