E3 2012: Sony Conference Live Thread

Does it sound better if I pretend Heavy Rain didn’t have any voices?

Can we skip All-Stars? Does the world need another, and likely lesser, Smash Bros.

Do they think I’m going to let my kids use Kratos to rip the arms off of Ratchet?

Man, I WANT to care about this battle royale thing. I seriously do. But at the end of the day, this is all about loving the licensed characters, right? And no one does.

Fat Princess = Kirby!

-Tom

I think for a lot of people, the answer is OMG YES YES YES.

So… This is like super smash brothers, but with only 5, crappier characters?

FAT PRINCESS USE YOUR SUPER!

-TOM

Sluggo, does this look good to you? I am just totally bored looking at it.

Okay, wait, the goal of this game is to get the most points… but points are not displayed on the screen?

Yeah, this screams like marketing telling engineering to create a game with Sony-owned characters, and engineering telling marketing to fuck off by choosing really shitty Sony characters.

I think the Super Smash Bros. games can work this way as well. Basically, blind scoring.

-Tom

I think it has more than just 5 crappier characters.

This is chaos and a terrible demo. If Fat Princess could eat people as Tom suggests, it might be worth showing.

I don’t know psychotic murderers in family friendly games isn’t such a good idea, or maybe this is M rated.

You can’t tell by the tone of this post, but I am actually fast asleep.

Even the voice saying time up is almost identical to super smash brothers

Playable Nathan Drake. I am surprise!

However, I now call Big Daddy. You guys can have Fat Princess.

-Tom

When did Sony hire Tom Arnold?

Cross-Controller whatever is putting me to sleep.

He said front and rear touch. Heh heh.

-Tom

“Crass cross-platform features”!

-Tom