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AntediluvianArk · 2017-08-30T16:56:48.712Z

Obamacare is the law of the land Politics and religion

Conservative darling Tomi Lahren’s comments at Politicon this weekend: LAHREN: I don’t think government does well at health care, I think it’s proven by the V.A. that the government doesn’t do well at health care. So we need to find alternatives. What’s right now is not working. What we had before Obamacare was not working. I think you increase competition, I think that’s the way to do it. … I think that the free marketplace is better. HANDLER: OK, so do you have a health care plan, or no? L…

Balasarius · 2017-08-30T17:11:09.781Z

It’s just a pity that Ailes isn’t still there to grope her.

(I’m kidding. ;) )

John_Reynolds · 2017-08-31T04:30:22.122Z

I’ll be that guy: Tomi is so damn hot, I don’t know what it is about her. Just hot hot hot. But, sad to say, best treated like a Mariah Carey video: the mute button is your friend.

rowe33 · 2017-08-31T04:32:23.666Z

John_Reynolds:

I’ll be that guy: Tomi is so damn hot, I don’t know what it is about her. Just hot hot hot. But, sad to say, best treated like a Mariah Carey video: the mute button is your friend.

Maybe it’s the hot steaming shit drooling out of her mouth.

ShivaX · 2017-08-31T04:44:13.465Z

John_Reynolds:

I’ll be that guy: Tomi is so damn hot, I don’t know what it is about her. Just hot hot hot. But, sad to say, best treated like a Mariah Carey video: the mute button is your friend.

I don’t even find her that physically attractive. She has a weird unnatural plastic look to her that I can’t quite place.

Then she talks and it’s definitely all over.

Timex · 2017-08-31T04:45:10.377Z

Her eyes are dead, like a doll’s eyes.

abidingdude · 2017-08-31T13:13:44.168Z

I support this sediment!

strummer · 2017-08-31T13:35:18.743Z

John_Reynolds:

I’ll be that guy: Tomi is so damn hot, I don’t know what it is about her. Just hot hot hot. But, sad to say, best treated like a Mariah Carey video: the mute button is your friend.

I hesitate to comment on appearances, but in this case since I find Tomi so reprehensible in all other aspects I will chime in. Her looks are plain and vapid.

Timex · 2017-08-31T13:48:09.655Z

Yeah, being hot is more than “having long blond hair”.

anonymgeist · 2017-08-31T13:54:48.557Z

Exhibit A & Exhibit B: Johnny and Edgar Winter.

playingwithknives · 2017-08-31T14:05:16.563Z

I know im also dragging this down to locker room conversation level but Tomi is way down the list as far as Alt Right Waifus go tbh.

CraigM · 2017-08-31T14:06:37.962Z

It is true that stupid is not a good look.

Telefrog · 2017-09-05T18:20:43.785Z

twitter.com

Alex Kaplan (AlKapDC)

Fox's Steve Doocy wonders if Nintendo is being "PC" because it says Mario isn't a plumber anymore. https://t.co/BJ9ygXdkhP

11:00 AM - 5 Sep 2017 100 92

Gordon_Cameron · 2017-09-05T18:26:02.838Z

How can Mario not be a plumber? That’s like saying Indiana Jones isn’t an archeologist.

ShivaX · 2017-09-05T18:26:11.212Z

Yeah, it was the plumber part that wasn’t PC, not that he’s a terrible walking caricature of Italians.

Rock8man · 2017-09-05T18:33:07.457Z

He used to be a plumber, but for the last few decades his main occupation is rescuing Princesses.

None · 2017-09-05T18:33:10.919Z

What’s wrong with being a plumber? I’d say they are essential and valuable members of our society.

ShivaX · 2017-09-05T18:38:13.132Z

None:

What’s wrong with being a plumber? I’d say they are essential and valuable members of our society.

I mean, they’re a damn sight better than Fox News pundits.

Gordon_Cameron · 2017-09-05T18:49:19.221Z

Sure… one profession helps us decrease the amount of shit in our homes, while the other…

Timex · 2017-09-05T22:43:38.712Z

ShivaX:

Yeah, it was the plumber part that wasn’t PC, not that he’s a terrible walking caricature of Italians.

The Japanese are not the most culturally sensitive of people.