But through eternal night
The twinkling of starlight
So very far away
Maybe it’s only yesterday
I print out this poll and use it.
In the year 2525
If man is still alive
If woman can survive,
they may find…
So talking about great female asses makes us tittering 13 year olds, but a thread discussing methods for wiping crap off the ass after making #2 is A-OK?
You got it baby. It’s all context. Come to a thread where I am trying to discuss something and I will taunt you for acting out. Come to a thread where I am acting out and this is what you get.
Try to use the headers. Capeesh?
Ok, back on topic: how do you, shift6, wipe your ass?
Try to spell your foreign-type words correctly, capisce?
You’ve been pretty randy as of late, SC. Mrs. SC been in the obliging mood these days?
Don’t make me whip out my Arabic.
To be fair, we all got used to a lot of #2 from ‘Steve Canyon’ in his previous incarnations, Shift.
Dude, go to the urban dictionary, it’s always got the goods on obscure yet disgusting terms.
And here’s a variation I bet you weren’t familiar with.
Huh, I must have missed something. For whom is this an alt?
Teh Elhajj.
Man, I just can’t see the resemblance in posting style. Was he in a head-on collision or something?
What? Really? What happened to Bull?
The birth of this particular alt.
I think he was just trying to lure unwitting people into discussion without the unfortunate Elhajj association. If you look at the infamous porn rental thread, the dogged determination to frustrate is the same.
Look at the thread we’re in, this one, and his comments here, and tell me that you don’t recognize the Timster.
Third Friend of Elhajj: [ interrupting ] I masturbate to the Teletubbies!
[ silence ]
Second Friend of Elhajj: [ interrupting ] Every morning I crap the bed!
[ silence ]
EPIC LOL @ Union Carbide
From the sound of things, most people here just wipe their mouths.
Hey, this is now number 2 on a google search of Tim Elhajj.
Hehe. Number two. Heh.
Well, Google.ca seems to consider this the NUMBER ONE response for the wonderful query “Tim Elhajj”.
Canada loves you, Timmy.