Richard - The Beach
Matt Mardock/Daredevil - Daredevil Riddick - Pitch Black or The Chronicles of Riddick J-Man - Envy
John Myers - Hellboy
Harvery Pekar or Toby Radloff - American Splendor Ricky Hayman - Holy Man Frankie Wilde - It’s All Gone Pete Tong Jimmy Livingston - Bubble Boy Joe Scheffer - Joe Somebody Dan Dunne - Half-Nelson Jonathan Safran Foer - Everything is Illuminated
Mike O’Hara or Jimmy Flaherty - Celtic Pride David Abbott - Just Like Heaven President Merkin Muffley or Dr. Strangelove - Dr. Strangelove
Chance - Being There Joe Fox - You’Ve Got Mail Albert Markovski - I Heart Huckabees Jim McAllister - Election Burt Munro - The World’s Fastest Indian Andrew Largeman - Garden State Michael - The Last Kiss Steve Zissou - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou J.D. - Scrubs Felix Bonhoeffer - Slipstream Nicky - Little Nicky Barry - High Fidelity Harold Crick - Stranger Than Fiction Joe Bauers - Idiocracy Ben Stone - Knocked Up Otto - Repo Man
I don’t care if most of these roles are cannot possibly be cool, I believe there will be some milkshake drinking.
Good one. I’m sure he has the chops, but he is way too male-looking.
Although I’ve seen some performances where Hedwig looked way more like a man in drag than like John Cameron Mitchell’s pretty girl, and it still works. It’s more sad, but it works.
Man, my internet gets cut off for a day and look at all the awesomeness I missed.
Truth is, there’s actually been more than 3 performances of Keanu’s which were good, but I rather enjoyed everyone chiming in with different choices for the 3rd one.
I think he did a really good job in both Devil’s Advocate (despite an accent that slipped every now and again), the Gift, and A Scanner Darkly.
Man, I’m getting kind of tired of Keanu getting such a bad rap. He’s been good to great in the following movies, from least to most recent:
Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure
Parenthood (!!!)
Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey
The Devil’s Advocate
The Matrix
The Gift
Hard Ball
Constantine
…plus a few possibles that I haven’t seen, such as A Scanner Darkly and My Own Private Idaho. And he was at least decent in Speed and The Replacements and (thought it’s not a good movie) Something’s Gotta Give.
Now, he’s sometimes miscast, and he’s made some bad movies. But, you know, I doubt highly that Chain Reaction, Sweet November and A Walk in the Clouds were masterpiece scripts that were ruined by wooden acting. He’s a great character actor by no means, but really, when you look at movies that weren’t d0med from the get-go, the only ones that stand out as bad performances of his are the ones that he had no business being cast in because he was completely wrong for the part.