Idiot conspiracy theorists

#302

If the Earth was flat, cats would have already pushed everything off of the edge by now.

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#303

Hahahahahaha. OK, honest to god LOL on that one, including the funny looks from co-workers around me. :)

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#304

That was brilliant. I’ve never put a bumper sticker on my car but I could make an exception for that one.

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#305

And there’d be no more dogs as they’d have chased it all off the edge!

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#306

I didn’t invent that joke, someone at work happened to tell it to me a few days ago.

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#307
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#308

LOL…social media is going to be responsible for the human race going insane and exterminating itself. Great job social media!

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#309

This may drastically change the Drake Equation.

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#310

image

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#311

AOC is of Puerto Rican heritage. Why would she be a Muslim?

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#312

Because she’s brownish.

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#313

They want to portray her as evil personified – being a librul brownie isn’t enough, so they have to display her forwarding evil causes…and in their minds, her promoting muslim causes is doing that. I’m only surprised they don’t have her endorsing kiddie porn and child sex slavery.

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#314

The same reason McCain who literally joked about bombing Iran was secretly an Iranian spy: because reasons.

Also this.

But mostly because these people are morons. They say the same shit about literally every Democrat/person who opposed their cult leader. If they ever read or heard Reagan’s speeches they’d declare him a Communist without a hint of irony.

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#315

Somebody needs to make a bunch of Reagan quotes pasted onto hated Democrats like AOC and spread it through social media for the luls.

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#316

There’s a flat earth documentary on Netflix that’s pretty good, in that it isn’t “satirical”, or even no-scare-quotes-satirical.

https://www.behindthecurvefilm.com/

Also, (spoilers), it has the most heart-warming ending.

Summary

https://ascienceenthusiast.com/flat-earthers-prove-themselves-wrong-twice-with-their-own-experiments-in-netflix-documentary/

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#317

Behind the Curve was good. Weird, but good.

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#318

This is awesome

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#319
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#320

I hope that guy gets destroyed, and has to give all his future earnings to Sandy Hook victims, forever, until he dies alone.

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#321

I wish someone would take away all he’s got and all he’s ever gonna have.

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