Idiot conspiracy theorists

In the really 80’s it wasn’t really sunblock… It was basically basting oil for your skin.

Heh everyone dowsed themselves in coconut oil

40 years later they’re all wondering why they have so many moles.

FTFY.

Who doesn’t love a good over-tan!

Yikes.

If you think that’s bad, wait until you get a look at the President.

Someone do a mashup and usher in the end times.



We need to find the real killer.

How is Alex Jones not in jail yet?

If that tweet is any indication, he may be thrown in there soon.

He is so sick, listen to his comments:

“I’m not into kids like your Democratic party, you cocksuckers,” he said. “I don’t like having sex with children, I would never have sex with children.”

“I am so sick of their filth and living off the dead kids of Sandy Hook.”

And what have we shown over and over again on this forum? That those who scream loudest about this are the perpetrators. Nearly every single time there’s some kind of sexual abuse leveled towards children it is right-wingers doing it. Also going to say he was losing his crowd and becoming irrelevant so he had to do something to get back in the limelight. He probably coordinated this with one of his psycho lackeys.

whichever thread for this guy

Me, reading that story about Alex Jones:

While Alex Jones is a scumbag, this story is extremely disingenuous:

https://twitter.com/emptywheel/status/1140721436987940867

Basically, people emailed him porn - he dumped “all” his emails, his lawyers didn’t filter the emails for nonessentials. Opposing counsel finds the porn emails, notifies FBI (by law), papers and posters don’t read fine print

That is indeed less bad.

But not less bad enough. He needs to be in jail. Fuck him.

He should be in jail and dead, but truth is still truth.