Although Paul Walker is clearly a Californian (the hair bleaching through excessive sun can happen to Australians, too, but the skin discoloration and mental incapacitation are clearly the result of exposure to excessive smog). Of course, if he was Australian, he might have exposure to excessive Smaug, which I hear can also be hazardous to one’s health.
That was a beautiful thing, Bahim, and I’m tickled it’s still up there. If we had a panel of judges instead of a random number generator, your post would have certainly gotten a “This!” response.