If the spam companies continue to use random text and Markov chains to get past filters, then it’s conceivable that they might someday write the best novel ever.
Social Conservative
(18% permissive)
and an…
Economic Liberal
(28% permissive)
You are best described as a:
Totalitarian
I got that by just using the default selections and clicking a few things at the end of it all… my closest celebrity is Darth Vader and Kevin Bloody Wilson.
There are a whole bunch of poorly worded questions, like “It bothers me that many American companies have moved jobs overseas,” and " I am troubled by the eroding distinction between entertainment and marketing." What it’s actually asking in those questions is whether or not you think the government should regulate those things, but it doesn’t ask that. It just asks if those things bother you, which is not at all the same thing. The first run through, I got “strong democrat” (86% socially permissive and 53% economically permissive), which is absurd. I went back and reanswered the questions with the assumption that “It bugs me that…” is code for “There should be laws regulating…” and got:
You are a
Social Liberal
(81% permissive)
and an…
Economic Conservative
(66% permissive)
You are best described as a:
Libertarian
You exhibit a very well-developed sense of Right and Wrong and believe in economic fairness.
I got
Social Liberal (73% permissive)
Economic Liberal (26% permissive)
You are best described as a: Democrat
You exhibit a very well-developed sense of Right and Wrong and believe in economic fairness.
I’m pretty much smack bang in the middle of Hillary’s forehead. I guess I’m her third eye or something.