Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Try writing out your favorite movie titles with “Apes” replacing any random noun. It’s fun!

Smart as they may be, I still have trouble seeing the apes defeating the world’s militaries. Superior strength, agility and intelligence will only get you so far against automatic weapons, tanks, and fighter bombers.

Are you going to use tanks and fighter bombers to lay siege to the Nation of Chimpanzia?

I mean, the logic there doesn’t necessarily bother me that much. You could argue that the refuse to execute all the apes, and then they let them reproduce, and that the intelligence modifications are inheritable, so that they create a slave-underclass of apes, who then take over the world eventually in a War with the Newts kind of thing. Or something.

But where does monkies comes from?!!!?

This could be fun…

Journey To The Center Of The Ape

Next…

No, I’m going to napalm their asses whenever they mass as seen in various trailers.

In the end, if you want to take a hold territory, you present yourself as a target. Sure they can fight a gorilla war, but taking and holding territory won’t be possible against a modern army without comparable weapons.

Also, if the apes are limited to one research facility in one city in one country, it’s hard to see them taking over the entire planet.

Super 8pe

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No need to go apeshit fellas.

APE FEAR

— Alan

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… wait, I think I’m doing this wrong …

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Nice!

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