That classic Apple II game, Dung Beatles.
Dorkest Dungeon
Someone beat me to it, I guess…
Project Hotham racing
Door Lickers : Action Squad
Warpube
Loads of Rome : New Generation
Abandon Shit
PEZ
Damn it, the Internet is onto us…
Actually, let’s do the whole series:
Might & Magic: Secret of the Inker Sanctum (Tycoon game about running a tattoo parlor).
Might & Magic II: Rates to Another World (Play an interstellar travel agent selling tickets to places you’ll never visit).
Might & Magic IV: Clods of Xeen
Might & Magic V: Dorkside of Xeen
Might & Magic VI: The Man, Date of Heaven
Might & Magic VII: For Blood and Hodor (Short-lived crossover event with Game of Thrones)
Might & Magic VIII: Dad of the Destroyer (The ultimate escort mission! Watch over a rambunctious toddler in a series of increasingly non-babyproofed homes!)
Might & Magic IX: Writ of Fat
Might & Magic X: LEGO-cy
It has to be a game.
Mechwarrior On Lime.
Sad Dudes
Second Wife
Tower of Mime
Hidden Yolks
Stat Traders: Frontiers
Gob Simulator
Grey Poo
Digital Wombat Simulator
Divinity Original Bin
… about the world’s first trashcan, which must have been just divine.
X-CON
Assuming we’re allowed additions rather than just substitutions,
Quaker III Arena
If deletions
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Miranda, of course.