Secret Santa 2020 Speed Edition

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Pff, I can eat 27 pounds of mac and cheese in way less than 20 years.

That sounds like a post-lockdown dare to me, bob of the no effs!

The face on that dude as he seriously plays those obscene abominations for musical instruments succesfully. Haha.

Dear @dwinn: Santa informs me that two packages are on their way to you. Also look for a digital gift on or before Christmas.

Dear @Chris_Gwinn: Santa says the second box is on its way with contents wrapped, and a digital gift will arrive on or before Christmas.

Dear @MichaelD’s Santa and @Cormac’s Santa: look for an email from me with info about your Santee and wishlist / hints.

Dear @Navaronegun: an Amazon package which you shall not open arrives tomorrow. Another package will be arriving at an unknown time from aesthetic apparatus in Minneapolis (don’t open or google)*.

Footnote: * That goes for all you folks.

I was gonna make a tasteless dirty joke, but I stayed strong.

https://twitter.com/enzocomics/status/1331976012129857542?s=21

Just curious. Why is this thread unpinned?

Because you have butterfingers!

Seriously tho, can you pin this @stusser?

Love you too. Happy Thanksgiving Gun. :)

Love you too Rich.

May you stay drenched in animal fats with flecks of starches decorating them this Thanksgiving, as I shall.

You are a poet, dude.

I didn’t know that!

We are the music makers,
And we are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers,
And sitting by desolate streams;—
World-losers and world-forsakers,
On whom the pale moon gleams:
Yet we are the movers and shakers
Of the world for ever, it seems.

I may have had a few cocktails. :)

I am totally surprised you are imbibing. TOTALLY!

I’ve had a double Basil Hayden. I’m good.

Sounds like a complicated sexual position. But I won’t judge. :)

Damn. That looks fine. Lucky bastard. :)