Please, please, please tell me that’s real. That is amazing.
edit: DAMNIT!!! https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/golden-ticket-arrest/
(random “disappointed” GIS result)

Of course its fake, people make billions daily selling fake tickets to Heaven. And its not only legal, its tax free!
CraigM
2027
This is the destroyer of worlds
Herman, the Intergalactic Planet Smasher

CraigM
2029
Oh god, this. Got in trouble with that one the other day… we’ll not that specific phrase, but still.
CraigM
2032
I was just trying to link this from my phone, and failing.
RichVR
2033
That is so damn true. My doggies are already freaking out about the occasional boom right now. But it’s still early and light out. In about two hours I will deal with barking and various forms of hiding.
Poor doggos. They really think it’s the end of the world.
My cats were chill. They were all “been there, done that”.
Originally from FB post, which says “She left the last one at Carrie Fisher’s memorial.”