So I guess 2016 claimed its biggest victim yet - America

I swear if Cruz had a fucking soul I’d love the guy.

In that spirit, he and Bernie Sanders did a tax policy debate on CNN today. It’s really what the 2016 election should have been.

http://edition.cnn.com/2017/10/18/politics/cruz-sanders-tax-reform/index.html

Starting to think we’re going to end up with a semi-permanent Republican government

http://attitude.co.uk/man-tortured-girlfriends-8-year-old-son-to-death-because-he-thought-he-was-gay/

And his defense is basically ‘well, yeah, I murdered the kid, but didn’t torture him’

I propose a 49 cent solution for him.

I’ve got a spare one floating around that I’ll gladly donate.

The opposite, I think. He admits to the abuse but says he didn’t expect the child to die from it.

I feel like there’s an 87% chance the person who left that voicemail is in fact Donald Trump.

Right? If you told me he said that, I’d completely believe it.

Wouldn’t be the first time he did something like that either.

It wouldn’t be the second time.
It’d be like the eighth confirmed time.

I think the best response would be “We can’t include the money from Russia until Trump owns up to it”

Also they’d have to count the debt as an asset. Because counting Russian debt in the red in the usual way he’s probably worth closer to -3 billion than +3 billion.

“We, of course, couldn’t count his illegal gains from Russia. The Kremlin as not provided those figures to us at this time.”

Having a little trouble parsing the terrible grammar - but it appears the caller might have meant to say “of all the racists, Trump’s children have the highest IQ.”

https://news.vice.com/story/trumps-nominee-for-texas-federal-judge-jeff-mateer-admits-he-discriminates-against-lgbtq-people


I passed on seeing the Wonder Woman movie. Does that count?