Star Citizen - Chris Roberts, lots of spaceship porn, lots of promises

What’s sad is that that seems like a totally reasonable thing for them to do, given their past history of creative funding ideas.

Yeah but they’re not getting $1,000 per month for those.
Also the idea creator gets a title, and maybe a badge.
I’m surprised this hasn’t been done yet.

Pledging as a Litigation Partner will also give you early access to the soon-to-be-announced Small Claims Court gameplay system with building space reserved for your own law firm.

The Partner level also comes with it’s own jail cell, right next to Bernie Madoff’s.

And a Rope to hang yourself.

Wow. This thread’s turned dark.

Pffft. Rope is dlc and will cost you

They should make the game turn-based=better performance.

It’s a dynamic system, flowing automatically between real time when you’re not interacting with other players and short, fixed length turns (one a second or so) when you are.

For an instant there I read “and Hope to hang yourself” and, in the case of Star Citizen, it does make sense. :(

It especially makes sense because the choppy framerate could make it hard to know if you actually hung yourself or not.

Another glimpse into the bat sh-t insane psych of a toxic Star Citizen backer who just had a light bulb (yes Virginia, it’s totally a scam!) go off deep inside the caverns of an otherwise hollow skull.

So this interview popped up last week. It’s the usual propaganda fluff piece. But what makes this one special is the affront exhibited within. It’s so amazing, that only a backer or croberts himself could have orchestrated it.

I wrote a thread about it because people kept goading me to respond to it because he mentioned me

Then the writer responded. Which prompted vol 2 of my response thread

Don’t be so hard on him. Reading that post, it sounds like he’s dealing with some major depression and this was a bit of a lifeline for him. Too bad it was a scam. Fuck Chris Roberts.

Agreed. Also, he deleted his Reddit account shortly after.

BREAKING NEWS!! As I had predicted back in Jan this year, the judge has DENIED the MtD in the CryTek v CIG case.

I can’t WAIT to read what all those Star Citizen YT lawyers (who shockingly have law degrees) have to say now. Anything that doesn’t amount to the usual “Derek Smart Was Right”, should be disregarded out of hand.

More soon.

The entire filing

My on-going thread

So Crytek’s not allowed to say that Only CryEngine is allowed to be used (good) and Crytek can’t get punitive damages due to the way copyright works. Everything else is a go though.

NB, the claim relating to RSI using CryEngine “exclusively” has been dismissed.