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They don’t see it at all. I had one aunt that did chain letters to everyone to win the lottery, instill luck, whatever. Now that entire group does exactly what they used to bitch about when someone actually had to lick an envelope, stick on a stamp and send it out. It’s so easy now I get several a week, and it’s never from the 20 somethings. It’s the boomers.
With the added bonus that a lot of them are phishing scams.
I don’t see funny. Stupid sure. Frightening? Certainly.
The ones that I love* the most are the “How could Republicans be racist?” ones that cite 150 year old legislative acts.
*get my goat gotten by
Who knew an inbred troglodyte could have such nice handwriting?
And to think I am afraid to put a bumper stick on my car because I think someone like the above will just slash my tires.
I like that he calls the President “The Bomber”, which tickles me because that’s what the BBC calls him, kinda. (They call him U.S. President O’Bamer, and they used to call Bush 43 “President Boosh”).
“The Bomber” is a pretty cool nickname.
The Mad Midnight Bomber what Bombs at Midnight
What you wrote:
What I heard:
So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf’s up space ponies! I’m makin’ gravy… Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!
The Tick (the animated version) is one of the best shows of all time. :D
And I think of this particular clip often when it’s election season… (skip to 3:00 if the embed doesn’t store it)
My crazy aunt just posted this on Facebook
Can a good Muslim be a good American or a good Citizen?
Theologically - no. Because his allegiance is to Allah, the moon god of Arabia.
Religiously - no. Because no other religion is accepted by His Allah except Islam. (Quran 2:256)
Scripturally - no. Because his allegiance is to the five Pillars of Islam and the Quran.
Geographically - no. Because his allegiance is to Mecca, to which he turns in prayer five times a day.
Socially - no. Because his allegiance to Islam forbids him to make friends with Christians or Jews.
Politically - no. Because he must submit to the mullahs (spiritual leaders), who teach annihilation of Israel and destruction of America, the great Satan.
Domestically- no. Because he is instructed to marry four women and beat and scourge his wife when she disobeys him. (Quran 4:34)
Intellectually - no. Because he cannot accept the American Constitution since it is based on Biblical principles and he believes the Bible to be corrupt.
Philosophically - no. Because Islam, Muhammad, and the Quran do not allow freedom of religion and expression. Democracy and Islam cannot co-exist. Every Muslim government is either dictatorial or autocratic.
Spiritually - no. Because when we declare ‘one nation under God,’ The Christian’s God is loving and kind, while Allah is NEVER referred to as Heavenly father, nor is he ever called love in the Quran’s 99 excellent names.
Therefore, after much study and deliberation … perhaps we should be very suspicious of ALL MUSLIMS in this country. They obviously cannot be both ‘good’ Muslims and ‘good’ Americans. Call it what you wish it’s still the truth. You had better believe it. The more who understand this, the better it will be for our country and our future.
The religious war is bigger than we know or understand!
Footnote:
The Muslims have said they will destroy us from within… SO FREEDOM IS NOT FREE.
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I want to repost this but swap Muslim for Christian, but I’m too lazy to redo all the references. Someone help me out?
Just post this image in response to her.
I’m seriously considering joining the Church of Satan just to upset my family. This election is making triggering all sorts of teenage angst in me.
This made me laugh, and admit that privately I’ve hosted some of the same urges ;)
It’s this election. There is some huge portion of the population who are crazy, and immune to any kind of reason, so it makes you want to just act like a little kid and throw a tantrum, because if that’s what everyone is doing anyway…
I feel that going to see Ghost the night before the election’s more or less the same thing. wrt my parents, who once made me return a CD because a sticker on the front described it as “pagan metal” and only let me buy Diablo 2 when I carefully explained that the game entailed killing Satan.
Goddamn this show is gonna be sick.