The Game Awards 2022

“Miyazaki humbly requests that Kratos lick his balls.”

-my internal translation

LMAO probably

What was that?

Rabbi Bill Clinton?

Say what now?

That…wassss what?

And then random dude walks on the stage and everyone pretends it wasn’t fucking weird.

Bill Clinton? Wtf

Kanye?

Was that just some random dude that walked onstage?

And I thought the Final Fantasy 16 trailer was going to be the most confusing thing tonight.

At least no one got slapped.

Not that Elden Ring didn’t deserve all the love.


My hard drive is FULL of screenshots like this…

It was.

Game Awards security = not great.

What are you guys gonna do with your Steam decks?

Chuck Norris, Vanilla Ice, and now Bill Clinton??? What’s next? Stay tuned for Cops and 1000 Ways to Die re-runs?

Take mine upstairs right now to play Midnight Suns while I watch Hell’s Kitchen with the missus. :)

You forgot Al Pacino and Michael Madsen.

[EDIT] Forget it, the Diablo 4 trailer looks like garbage in low bitrate 1080p.

Well, 1 AM. I’m out of here, but I’m glad I watched this with you all. Friends make everything better. ;) Good night!

To be fair, that doesn’t seem like something you’d need to spend A LOT of money on, right?

Like, $300 and a few free pizzas should do it.