It would take years to find the WORST one, but I believe that the very worst swords are not even fictional – they are “fantasy swords” with lots of flanges and stupid decorations made in the real world for dorks who think they will look bad-ass waving them around in their sweaty Wolverine T-shirts. I will now dig some up at random.
These days many are tie-ins to franchises, like this one:
Or mere cheapo allusions to franchises, like this one:
Scarlet and black is a common color theme, firmly anchoring these in 80s dork culture:
There are inexplicable features like split blades:
And there are uhhhhhhh things like this:
But the worst one I’ve found in the past 5 minutes is THIS ONE: