Things you should never, under any circumstances, ingest but are technically food

Oh man. I loved those as a kid. Just not the peanut butter flavored ones.

Setting aside the name and shape, isn’t that essentially an early version of a nutrition bar (e.g., power bar)? Nutrition bars are a huge market.

I feel like an opportunity was wasted in not having that on the counter in RepoMan.

Yeah, pretty much. Then came Carnation Breakfast bars.

Yeah, looks like Pillsbury originally made them for NASA as part of the space program

Pretty much. They sound like they were Proto-Powerbars.

The name is just very … Soylent Green sounding.

“Contains Actual Food In The Box.”

Not too long ago, I believe a number of folks claimed bad pizza is better than no pizza. Social Media is sharing this pic these days.

I am expecting a few of you to give this a try. I would do it but I am in the firm no pizza is better than bad pizza camp. This looks horrible.

Peeps are bad anyhow.

Ewww.

I say no to that pizza.

Every day we stray further from God’s light.

I am willing to bet that nobody ate a single piece of that.

Adding Peeps to anything is a sure way to make it appropriate for this thread.

Peeps are good for artwork, nothing else. Example:

For science!

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They’re also good for jousting!

That’s neat.

Even more peeps & science!