Wumpus be damned. This thread is worth its weight in gold toilet seats.
I’m sure glad I held off on this thread until it was 2 pages long.
You could say that in the location line that you were “hacking the turd buffer”.
Ahh, the location line – the QT3 poor man’s sig.
Maybe the yuppies of the 24th century could just have food beamed into their stomachs when they’re being too hard-core to eat. And then they could beam it right out their asses.
Couldn’t they just beam nutrients directly into the bloodstream?
I’d hate to imagine the result if they accidentally beamed turd to blood and blood to toilet.