I thought it might be funny to make light of the ridiculous tp shortages and brainstorm alternatives. A bidet that was posted is a nice solution, but I will post my own idea - leaves! I have a bunch in my front yard (not good as they’d crumble), but fresh maple leaves might kinda work in an emergency? If it were spring I’d imagine the ferns in my yard would provide a nice and soft - and who knows, might even do a decent job cleaning.
Well it is kind of sacrilegious but a friend recommended using Bibles. You can find them in ample supply in almost any hotel room. You can wipe yer bum with the good word and get your booty godly clean!
Bidets were common here before the Sweden interior horror spread everywhere. I am guessing they would go back in fashion… But for some strange reason France seems much less affected by the wacky hoarding of little white sheets than the rest of the capitalist world.