Trump Spells “Infidelity” with Two Ds

“What a holy and gentle man, bringing the child into the world and not falling spell to the evils of abortion.”

That Trump had an affair with a lowly housekeeper is probably the bigger scandal here. Pornstars? Sure, that’s awesome. But poor housekeepers? Cuck!

“This guy fucks!”

Fucking the help, literally and figuratively.

Why wasn’t this all found in 2015-2016?

There are bound to be more revelations to come. This is why Trump was freaking out about the Cohen raid. I can practically guaranty that the FBI seized documents relating to far more “Non-Disclosure Agreements” and similar stuff than just Stormy Daniels. All of Trumps dirty laundry will be aired over the next few months…

…and it will make no difference at all. Evangelicals and the GOP, party of Family Values, will just ignore or hand-wave all of it away.

EDIT : Hey guys, remember when some guy named John Edwards ruined his chance at the Presidency and trashed his political career when he had an affair while married, an affair which later produced a child? And he wasn’t even Republican! Oh the good old days! #MAGA


Womp womp

The interesting thing will be the number of abortions that David J. Dennison’s ‘lawyers’ have funded. Look for more ‘mulligans’ from evangelicals. As many as needed.

Now I see why Fox News has been covering sex crazed pandas lately.

Just wait until they uncover the NDAs from Trump’s “furry phase” in the mid 2000’s.
“No, don’t call me Donald. My name is Randy Pandy!”

i don’t get this. can someone explain the legal jargon stuff?

I’m not a lawyer, but in this case, it seems like Cohen taking the 5th in the lawsuit vs. Daniels basically means that he doesn’t want to incriminate himself, with the assumption then that he is guilty of illegal things.

Right?

Lack of a question mark prevents me from rating this the best tweet I’ve seen in months…but still, it’s good.

Apparently Daniel’s lawyer was asked by someone to not release the sketch of the man that threatened her. Wonder if we will be hearing more on that soon.

How about Gary Hart?

Nothing new to add here. I just wanted to say that the thread title should actually read
Trump Spells “Infidelity” with Double Ds

Wow, $1.6 mil. I guess you can put a price on human life, eh Pro-Lifers? FAMILY VALUES.

It’s cool - God has forgiven Broidy for his sins so it’s all water under the bridge now.